Mama Said

"Mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this, my mama said."

My day thus far....

wake up, still have a fever from yesterday and still very nauseous, can't eat anything.

cat throws up.  it's gross.  i clean it up.

cat has an explosive poo on our credenza, right on top of the wires to our cable box. 
it's beyond disgusting and i hold my breath for the longest i've ever held it before as i clean it up.  cat gets locked in the bathroom because she has poo all over her hind legs and paws. 

zadie now needs to be fed.  nurse baby.  she falls asleep, i put her in her crib.

Iz gets a bath, my arms get clawed.

i sneak a shower in while Zadie is sleeping.  no hot water. 

i get out of shower and hear Zadie crying.  she's had an explosive poo too.  it was up to her shoulders and all over the crib sheet.  awesome. 

zadie is now clean, her clothes have been handwashed in cold water, her crib has fresh sheets.

it's 11:16 AM.  I'm ready to call it a day.